My name is jacob joseph english. My parents both died when was young. I was raised by my gran going between miami and britian. Shes gone now but thats alright. I share an aparment with my best bro dirk and his brother dave. Nowadays im a cop just like my dad was working with homicide as a part of the miami metro pd. 
Reblog if you aren’t wearing pants!
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Holy shit is that ever a creepy ass smiley face.
I agree.
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Get to know me
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. Weakness
3. Best friend(s)
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Fact about my sex life
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Full name
20. Tattoos I have.
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tyranitartestified sent: Hey. I got something for you; check the e-mail attached to this account.
Er…… This is?
Wait. Dirk calls…
Then this is—! Oh my god. I mean. Just. Jesus christ…
He sounds good. I never thought id hear this ever.
Thank you. Really. I just. I think im crying a bit right now. No. Im crying a lot. Im sorry.
You didnt have to do this for me. If i could id hug you right now. Ill have to hug my verse you as a proxy.
Thank you so much.
Zero - Who was your last text from?
One - What/who is your icon?
Two- Your relationship status?
Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
Four - What is your current mood?
Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
Seven - Have a crazy side?
Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
Nine- Something you do a lot?
Ten - Angry at anyone?
Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
Forty - Are you worried about the future?
Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
One - What/who is your icon?
Two- Your relationship status?
Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
Four - What is your current mood?
Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
Seven - Have a crazy side?
Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
Nine- Something you do a lot?
Ten - Angry at anyone?
Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
Forty - Are you worried about the future?
Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
tyranitartestified sent: They're like a bunch of sharks hopped up on steroids and in a permanent state of feeding frenzy - most of them, anyway. Their ruler subscribes to eugenics so anyone who isn't fierce and strong enough gets killed. It's produced a pretty ... frightening species.
And i thought dealing with drug dealers brandishing guns and knives were bad.
» time 11 months ago
tyranitartestified sent: Believe me, the horns are real. I ran into a troll once who headbutted me so hard I cracked a few ribs. If her horns had been any sharper I doubt I would have been able to shrug it off.
Like a bull or something? That sounds horrible!
» time 11 months ago
tyranitartestified sent: Trolls - or Alternians - are from the other side of our planet. We used to be cut off from each other thanks to an extensive storm system that pretty much divided the planet in half. Our cultures, and physiology, are completely different because of it. They're grey and hate the sun and have pointy teeth and shit.
Dont have any of those here. Every one is about the same. Well. Not really? No one is gray nor does anyone have horns or sharp teeth. Unless people get it artificially done. Or make up.
» time 11 months ago
tyranitartestified sent: Yeah, the Lalondes are cousins here. That only leaves Jade and Jane. Jane is John's cousin, and Jade is Jake's. Oh, and trolls - what about them?
Theyre sisters here. Jades still my cousin. I could ask jane about a cousin named john. And im not sure what you mean about trolls? You mean those things that live under bridges?
» time 11 months ago
tyranitartestified sent: That's kind of weird. I wonder if he doesn't exist at all over there? It's possible. Tell me my girl Rox is still rocking the place though. I think you mentioned her before. What about her cousin Rose?
Or maybe we just never met him? Would probably be nice if dave got a good friend though. And yes roxy is still around. She dragged me out for drinks last friday actually. And rose is her sister?
» time 11 months ago
tyranitartestified sent: ... you're kidding, right? John Egbert? Dave's best friend? Bucktoothed, slack-jawed moron with a love of idiotic pranks?
I dont know anyone by that name. Dave doesnt really have many close friends. Its usually just me and him.
» time 11 months ago